Rajnikant's

I am not big fan of Rajni's jokes, but there were few really creative ones which I heard.

Following are some that I remember:

1. Now world wont end in 2012.... rajni just bought new laptop with 3 yrs warrenty.....
2. Galileo used lamp to study....  Graham bell used candle to study....  Shakespeare used street light.... But, do you know about Rajanikanth.... Only Agarbatti....
3. Rajnikant can SPEAK BRALLIE..
4. The cases on people trying to attack RAJNIKANT are registered u/S 309 of IPC, which deals with ATTEMPT TO SUICIDE.
5. Rajnikant and Neil armstrong were once playing with a rocket on Diwali.....neil armstrong held it and Rajni lit it.......that's how armstrong beat Rajni to be the 1st man on moon...
6. When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 2 missed calls from Rajnikant
7. Somebody stole Rajnikant's 4th Standard rough book and put it on internet... its now called as Wikipedia
8. Rajnikant apologizes to Japan for washing his clothes in Pacific Ocean (that created tsunami)
9. Rajni can pick up a missed call

Feel free to share more of Rajnikant's here.. ;)