... and the fight started

She: What's on TV right now...
Me: Dust..
... and the fight started

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She: What will you get me for my birthday?
Me: What do you want?
She: something that goes from 0 to 100 in 3 secs.. just by my one foot
I got her a weighing scale...
... and the fight started

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She: Lets go shopping
Me: Where?
She: Somewhere expensive
I took her to the petrol pump...
... and the fight started

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She was looking in the mirror and said: I look awful.. Dear, tell something good about me
Me: You have a very good eye-sight...
... and the fight started

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Me: Tell me, where should I take you for dinner on your birthday
She: Take me somewhere I haven't been to, in long time
I took her to the kitchen...
... and the fight started

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I took her to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my Order first.
Me: I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please
Waiter: Aren't you worried about the mad cow?
Me: Nah, she can order for herself...
... and the fight started

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