Chandragupt morya - PJ

Teacher: Who was Chandragupt Morya?
Santa: He was cousin of Ganpati bappa morya...
:D :D

Kanjoos

Marwadi ke bête ka accident ho gaya...
Doctor: Aapke bête ke per katne padenge
Marwadi ne apna sir pakad liya..
Doctor: Kya hua?
Marwadi: kal ji Naalayak ko nai chappal dilayi thi

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 Ek Sindhi haath mein blade se cut maar raha tha..
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho??
Sindhi: Dettol ke sheeshi photo gayi hai.. aise hi thodi waste hone denge.. laa teri bhi ungli kaat du!!

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Girl: Kal mera birthday hai
Boy: Happy Birthday in Advance
Girl: kya gift doge?
Boy: Kya chahiye?
Girl: ek Ring
Boy: do Ring dunga uthana mat balance kam hai... :D