Indian Women

A foreigner asked an Indian Husband,
"Why Indian Women have Red
Dot on their forehead ?" 

Indian replied,
"Because they Record everything.."

Election results - jokes

Tring Tring..
Sheila: Hello?
Rahul: What is the reason for your defeat?
Sheila: Sirji, AAP

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Now all Congress MLAs in Delhi can come in assembly in just one Innova 8 seater ... :D :D

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Kejriwal is now known as "Shilajit" .. :D:D:D

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The similarities between Santa and System Admins

1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.

2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.

3. Santa seldom answers your mail.

4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says, "Elves make it for me."

5. Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.

6. Santa works only at night

7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.

8. Santa laughs entirely too much.

9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your $HOME.

10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.

Aurangzeb

Aurangzeb: senapati batao ki hum Shivaji ko kyu nahi dhundh pa rahe hai??

Senapati: kyuki Jahan-panah hum mughal hai... Google nahi!!! :D:D:D