Nadella's Indian Relatives

Conversation between Nadella and Relatives..

Nadella: I am CEO of Microsoft.

Relative: you dint get into Infy?

Nadella: Dont you know Microsoft? We make Windows!

Relative: You studied so much to end up being a carpenter?

Nadella: Not real Windows, we make and sell Windows Software.

Relative: People buy Windows? We thought it was open source and available on all torrent websites.

Nadella: Thats Piracy! 

Relative: No! Its Windows, What kind of CEO are you?

Nadella: Im the CEO of Microsoft, not just windows.

Relative: Oh ok ok. Bring us iPods and IPhones when you return.

Nadella: .......................