Fool's day phone pranks

1.

Caller: Hello, Pooja hai?

Receiver: Nahi..

Caller: to karva lo...

:D

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2.

Caller: Hello, kya aapka phone (or fridge, TV etc) chal raha hai?

Receiver: Haan

Caller: Pakad ke rakho nahi to bhaag jaayega..

:D

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3.

Take your friends phone and exchange phone number of his wife's with your number and message him 'Bring 5kg tomato when you come home'.

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Poor Husbands

A prospective husband in a book store: "Do you have a book called, 'Husband - the master of the house'?"

Sales girl: "Sir, Fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!"
:)

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Posted by an alert husband:

Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that... 'This conversation may be recorded for Training and Quality purposes' :(

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Headache

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you tokiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "What is a caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve." And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a headache?"