Fool's day phone pranks

1.

Caller: Hello, Pooja hai?

Receiver: Nahi..

Caller: to karva lo...

:D

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2.

Caller: Hello, kya aapka phone (or fridge, TV etc) chal raha hai?

Receiver: Haan

Caller: Pakad ke rakho nahi to bhaag jaayega..

:D

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3.

Take your friends phone and exchange phone number of his wife's with your number and message him 'Bring 5kg tomato when you come home'.

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