Read this in forwarded e-mails.
A
man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the
next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you
$800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…
“Who
was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!”
the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story:
If
you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.
A sales rep, an administration
clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique
oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give
each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration
clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a
care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales
rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal
masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.”
Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The
manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
A
priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The
nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand.
But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry
sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on
her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up
Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find
glory.”
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
